Our Felonious Ex-President

I’m surprised that job even exists. Trump has no need for a protocol droid.

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Even Jabba had a protocol droid.

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Welcome to the post-globalist world.

“My tariffs are bigger than yours.”

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“There is one item of equipment about which I have a definite opinion. It is the swagger stick. It shall remain an optional item of interference. If you feel the need of it, carry it” General David Shoup, shortly before swagger sticks plummeted in popularity. (1960)

(1917)

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I saw in a documentary recently that they were recommended by officers to soldiers so as to encourage them to not walk around with their hands in their pockets when off duty.

Kind of goes with the name too – “you’ll look way cooler if you carry a stick”.

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A smirking Mr Trump wagged his finger at the Russian president and said: “Don’t meddle in the election, please.”

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Wink, wink, etc.

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Newman or Neuman?

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Neuman.

Alfred Newman was the film composer.

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Yep. And the current POTUS probably wouldn’t know who he was, either.

I asked because of the spellings, btw.

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Yeah. I realized my typo shortly after I posted it, but I decided to just leave it. People had already voted, and I wasn’t sure if that would undo them.

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page jumps after scrolling:

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Yes, let’s ban math, shall we?

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Kim, you could have had the world’s eternal gratitude if you kept him there.

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For real

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And that one is actually made in the US, unlike the MAGAt one.

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By illegal immigrants?

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Unless you’re full blooded Native American, you’re illegal

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