…Why let them out when the conference is over?
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Good grief, no! Do you want them to reproduce?
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Well, given that it’s The Donald we’re talking about, I’m sure that too much time will be chewed up in water sports for that to happen…
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Negro Terror’s cover of the skrewdriver song, Invasion:
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Apparently Trump has seen Sharknado a few too many times.
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What better way of making a storm worse than adding energy and radioactive fallout?
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You forgot the other benefit, of making Trump feel virile and manly. He’s been itching to nuke something this whole time, and I don’t think he cares what, just as long as he gets to push a button and make something go boom.
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He did order missile strikes in Syria in 2017 & 2018:
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Conventional warheads = meh for the boom-fondlers.
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Solution:
Tell him you’re taking him to a special bunker to set off a nuke. Reassure him that the pressure-suit and any sensation of motion he feels is the elevator taking him safely into the depths of the earth. Then, if he survives the launch, he can press the button to fire the nuke. Which is designed to propel the capsule even further out into space.
Oh, and he can take as many guests as he wants to the launch. Highly recommended for him to bring his adult family.
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and rich friends.
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More Turtle than Trump, but…
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Moscow Mitch is perhaps the biggest traitor in the government right now. Hopefully Kentucky will kick his ass to the curb.
The thing that sucks is he’ll still get benefits and have tons of money afterwards.
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Skip the pressure suit and label the button “emergency stop” instead of “nuke”.
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His immigration policy is based on Sicario II: Day of the Soldado
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Oh dear God, let this be true!
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