Our Felonious Ex-President

How many love locks would have to be attached to affect the structural integrity?

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If Jared sourced the material, not as much as you might think.

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Best way to find out would be to determine it experimentally. It’s a long fence, leave one or two panels of it as a control and then test with the rest to make sure the data’s properly representative… :wink:

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OK. Need to source padlocks. Possibly with a fingerprint resistant surface. Boron shackle would be nice.

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If you recognize the tune you win extra points. I had to read the comments to find out.

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He used to be Snow White, but he drifted.

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Me too. Thought it was brilliant.

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‘drifted away’ from constitution

Yeah… in much the same way that the SpaceX launch ‘drifted away’ from, say, Mexico.

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Love this!

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a reference to this sort of myth?

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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh JoeBiden Delaware wgah’nagl fhtagn

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That’d be because “what he wants to hear” is “how to get rid of the protestors and Covid-19 without saying/doing things his base would hate” and… well… if any of his party happens to have a magic genii with three wishes, they don’t seem to be willing to waste one on something that silly.

According to another article I saw somewhere, they’re now looking to weaponize the “defund the police” thing. Which may be possible, so I hope people keep their eyes open. But still, it’s no sure thing.

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From me, two minutes of evil cackling “wheee!” reading that. Looks like he won’t make it through June until he escalates and the people on the ground escort him out of the White House or they blink and they don’t. This is Romanov dynasty-level shit. Plantagenet level. These guys do know that history happens faster these days, right? That they aren’t going to get three generations to figure out the poors new baffling tactic.

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He does remind me of Nicholas II. I mean…a LOT.

I think if it more as de Medici, Borgia, et al, style stuff. Actually, even that’s good…how about the Teuts that destroyed everything that was cultural?

Pippin has been in my mind a lot (not the musical, the historical figure).

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I don’t think he will get rid of Kushner. From what I understand, he is the person actually running the country. I don’t think he can really get rid of him as easily as some of his other advisors.

Trump is rapidly declining in his health. Whatever is wrong with him, whether it’s dementia or drug use or both, is getting worse faster. It’s scary at this point that people continue to prop him up at our supposed leader because he has gotten so dangerously incapable of any clear thought.

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WashPo has pieces together video footage to create a complete account of peaceful protestors being cleared ahead of Trump’s photo op.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2020/06/08/timeline-trump-church-photo-op/

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