Journal of the Corona Year
06/13 - The Corona Year Has Many Facets
I arrived at the vigil tonight a little late. I had been painting my ceiling in the afternoon and all the cleanup takes some time. I couldn’t stay long, I had to do some work for my job on this fine Sunday evening.
Some nights more people had gathered there. Tonight it was just the woman who organized the vigil, who I am calling “June,” and myself.
I was just passing some words with June when we heard an angry voice behind us. We turned and were face-to-face with a “Make America Great Again” hat. The first time I had ever actually seen one on person. I almost didn’t believe it.
He was not wearing a mask and was quite agitated by our presence.
The first topic he opened up with was George Floyd. He informed us what a terrible, violet career criminal Floyd had been. He had all the facts on his smartphone. He waved it around in front of us to see. He let us know that Google and the main-stream media were covering this information up, but he had it. I asked him a number of times what website he was reading, but he never said. He only said it had been removed from Snopes and the claimed source of the data was the Associated Press. Something like that.
This topic then expanded to the African-American population in general. He had facts and figures to prove that all black Americans were robbers and killers. He wasn’t racist, he told us so, he was just quoting the facts.
Over the next half hour he lectured us on a variety of topics, including but not limited to:
- Everything we were advocating was Communism.
- The main-stream media never reports black-on-white crime.
- Why do you hate your country?
- You’re both ashamed of being white.
- Whites are abused by the police too.
- There’s one letter missing from LGBTQ. “H” if you were curious.
- Why is there no heterosexual-pride month?
- Transgender people have a mental disorder.
- Sexism? What is that?
- Socialism is clearly evil because of the Nazis, who were National Socialists.
- Donald Trump isn’t a fascist. Mussolini invented the term “fascism” so people wouldn’t confuse his actions with communism. Therefore fascism is left-wing.
- Brian Lehrer’s nose scares me.
- Abolish ICE? The southern border needs to be closed otherwise we’ll be covered with them.
- In 2017 Bill Maher suggested there should be a recession in 2020 so Trump wouldn’t be re-elected. And now this happens. Coincidence?
- Treyvon Martin deserved to die.
- Free Ulster from Catholic oppression.
- If somebody came here to attack you, I would defend you guys.
- Black people verbally attacked me today… because of my MAGA hat.
- Fran Leibowitz is ugly.
Basically he was Archie Bunker for the 21st century. He had a smartphone.
For quite a long time most of his anger was directed towards me. He mostly ignored June for the first 15 minutes. This was even though we informed him a number of times the vigil was all June’s work, and I was just a guest. It eventually sunk in.
June and I held our own and, I’m happy to say, stayed very calm. It soon became clear he was not going to physically attack us. In my own mind I was determined to not let this become something like an Instagram comment war.
He objected to June’s sign against ageism. His reasoning on this point was interesting. He admitted he was in his fifties and was worried about his continued employability. But, he said, you have to accept ageism because there is nothing you can do about it.
Most of what he said was biased opinions based in selected facts. But on the subject of face masks he demonstrated how truly unhinged he was. He was not wearing one. “I have bronchitis. If I coughed while wearing a mask the contaminated air would enter my nose and kill me.” Fortunately for us he didn’t cough once.
He wondered how I was wearing a mask. Was I getting enough air? I pointed out that I had been wearing one for two months and had not yet passed out. He told a story of someone in New Jersey who was wearing a mask while driving. This driver had passed out and crashed into a tree, killing him. I didn’t quite see how that could happen. “Are you driving a car right now? Are you driving a car?” The car seemed to make a difference.
As the discussion went on he became less confrontational. “How long have you been wearing serial-killer glasses?” he asked me. I wasn’t sure how to answer. That was apparently a joke. He was being funny.
Curiously he looked exactly like John Stewart. He even had John Stewart’s percussive style of delivery and the twinkle in his eye. I could imagine this guy would be fun to be around, as long as the subjects of politics, social justice or anything fact-based never came up.
At one point he took off the MAGA hat to reposition it. He was sporting the same haircut as I was, the Shimada. He commented on my glasses but not my haircut.
Before he left he introduced himself as “Gustav Samuel insert last name here,” but he goes by Sam. We all friendlily bumped elbows and he was on his way. He doesn’t wear a mask, but he was willing to bump elbows.