Our Felonious Ex-President

To everyone non-USian, we do take our sportsball seriously, just like you. This is very good news. Great ask, too. Genius. Up yer butt, Resident Rump! We’re voting or else.

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Miller’s previous work included directing communications for Senator Ted Cruz’s re-election campaign and reporting for One America News, a right-wing cable channel that often dabbles in conspiracy theories and prominently supports Trump. As Stat news points out, Miller also worked as columnist for the Washington Times, where she published pieces with titles such as: “New Obamacare ads make young women look like sluts.” In 2013, she published a book on gun rights titled, Emily Gets Her Gun: But Obama Wants to Take Yours .

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But think of her health-related backgrou . . . oh, she doesn’t have any?

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Who needs experience when Trump “knows all the best people”?

Though, usually the appointees manage to last more than a week and a half…

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Scaramouche, scaramouche, ten day tango…

Lies all of from Nazis, very very offputting!

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Go E. jean!

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Trump’s makeup the night he accepted the nomination

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His clown makeup department is really slacking. Sure he looks goofy, but they could’ve emphasized the eyes and mouth and thrown on a big red nose to round it out.

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This is way better than a bad lip-reading!

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Note:
To avoid nightmares, don’t read this article before you go to bed.

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FTFY.

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Gram has owned Rode’s Camera Shop since he bought the business from the Rode family eight years ago. He worked at the store for more than four decades, but that all came to an end last Monday when the building went up in flames.

Gram said he got a call Monday from the White House asking if he’d join the president on a tour that would showcase his leveled business, but Gram immediately refused.

“I think everything he does turns into a circus and I just didn’t want to be involved in it,” Gram said.

To Gram’s surprise, he watched on TV as the president showed up with the store’s former owner and President Trump made it seem like the store was still his.

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Mr Trump suggested voters vote once in person and a second time by post, in order to stress-test the system.

The president has frequently made false claims that postal votes are vulnerable to significant electoral fraud.

“Let them send it in and let them go vote,” he told North Carolina broadcaster WECT-TV on Wednesday.

“And if the system is as good as they say it is then obviously they won’t be able to vote (in person).”

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