He would certainly like to think so, anyway.
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If he knew who Louis XIV was, and knew French, he’d tweet "L’Etat, c’est moi."
Let’s hope he more resembles Louis XVI. It’s just a slight rearrangement. And Louis XVI had an equally unconvincing wig.
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Where’s the recess monitor? 
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Ha ha what a ridiculOH MY GAWD THAT’S A REAL NEWS ARTICLE 
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Put your “nuclear button” back in your pants, Donald.
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How long before he tweets a teeny, tiny dick pic?
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Teeny, tiny it may be, but it looks almost normal in his (teeny, tiny) hands…
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Kim Jong Un was only born in 1984. He’s not elderly.
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Your reply made me laugh a lot. I guess that’s the best we can hope for.
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I am just totally surprised and shocked that that would happen. /s
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To be fair, Kim purposely acts like an older man to emulate his popular grandfather and separate himself from his father.
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They might win the FAKE NEWS AWARDS for this!
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Is it petty of me to have a problem with the construction of 5:00 o’ clock? In addition to adding no more information, it’s just bad twitter form.
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I prefer when the Trumpsters fight among themselves and leave the wannabe nuclear kiddies out of it.
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No, it’s evidence of illiteracy and innumeracy.
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It resembles the last days of the Third Reich. Hopefully.
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It’s almost as bad as when people think 0.05 cents and 5 cents are the same thing, when one is a hundred fucking times bigger than the other.
This usually doesn’t matter, but back in the day when people cared about phone rates, the rates were given in fractions of a cent per minute, so it mattered then.
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