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Let’s fund the hell out of this.
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Like maybe the current occupant?
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Heresy; we need her to live as long as possible.
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Where’s the keys to my fallout shelter? 
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They fellout of your pocket.
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AND 
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And now, for some happy news for this thread:
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Does it have “three short fingers of whisky?”
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Whoosh.
My point was that she’d kick all their asses without wrinkling her doily collar. 
Dammit I checked the spelling on that twice and it still looks wrong!
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I haven’t been following the story, but… what???
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Not directly related, but relevant. Site jumps and flashes during scrolling, and draps links to pages 2-4 in readable view Reader View:
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And court filings claim Manafort and Gates knew they were working with one of Putin’s spies…
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“If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.” - Erma Bombeck, as quoted in TIME (1984), also in “Meditations for Parents Who Do Too Much” (1993) by Jonathon Lazear and Wendy Lazear, p. 22.
I’d rather die laughing on my knees than crying on my feet.
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…unlike your passengers in the car?
/rimshot
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