Puzzling Evidence

The universe sighs in relief.

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that sounds vile ā€“ but then i think about the Bernie Botts/Harry Potter Jelly Belly beans, and i thinkā€¦ ā€œwell, if they made a bleu cheese Jelly Belly, would i try it? yes, yes i would. for science.ā€ so now iā€™m wondering why that same energy doesnā€™t really apply to sodas for me.

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I wouldnā€™t even try the jelly bean. I find the smell of mold disgusting, which in my opinion is Evolutionese for ā€œdonā€™t eat that.ā€

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but not all mold is bad/toxic, of course, so our evolutionary instinct can be wrong. some molds are insanely delicious! (looking at you, Humboldt Fog, drool.)

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A term that can be read in more than one way. :wink:

I generally like cheese, myself, but I do have problems with the more ripe/stinky/unusual variants. And as a sodaā€¦

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I recall a science fiction story involving Roquefort. This may be itā€“

Here, ā€œUnlimited Roquefortā€ is presented as a much delayed sequel to ā€œUnlimited Warfareā€

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With a nice palate-cleanser of sweat.

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Yup, just being facetious. The problem is mold gives me asthma, and we have twice had in our living quarters, due to (1) a leaking water heater in a basement apartment, and (2) dampness in crawl space due to previous handyman owners adding small extensions to the house which blocked vents to the outside. We had to get a foundation contractor to install new vents and add a gravel-filled perimeter drain and sump pump.

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iā€™ve actually had Pocari Sweat. itā€™s actually good. haha

yikes. yeah, that would definitely alter my appreciation of mold-based delicacies.

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So I can choose my own background and font?

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The Freudian-slip quiet-bit-out-loud thing is really such a step too farā€¦ this has to be a feeder operation for legions of con-artists. The Glengarry-Glen-Ross of our time, acted by entitled chimps. Everyone who signs up for this tripe is so gullible or so easily manipulated that they must get cold-called fifty times a day.

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Could you please summarize? Lin Wood is an asshole, but I canā€™t figure out specifically what heā€™s saying here.

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Aside from the puzzling ā€œCustomization of the United Statesā€? It seems to boil down to ā€œOh, no, I might be held responsible for my actions! All you other lawyers should rise up in anger, because if Iā€™m held responsible for my actions they might come after you next!ā€.

Though Iā€™ll admit I did not put much time into actually reading through all the junk.

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Ah now I see why itā€™s in Puzzling Evidence instead of Ex-so-called-President. :thinking:

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Iā€™m using the 1619 theme.

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W&W2

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It looks like it needs an epi pen or some benadryl

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