I was thinking a visit to the dentist.
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i think that’s an amazing beast. it’s perfect!
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Don’t like the mustache, though.
On the shark, I mean.
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Or the tallest (mislabeled) bottle of beer.
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Right, I think 40 firkin might be close. Or I completely screwed up the math I was doing in my head.
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Oh, that’s beer? I thought it was floor cleaner.
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Or maybe post-guzzled beer.
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Furniture Polish, not floor cleaner.
I always wondered how often someone has mixed them up.
“hmmm. the blog said I could cover scratches on the table with Old English, but my table just smells like the bus station now.”
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Especially if it’s
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When I was growing up, those 40s of 8-ball cost 89¢, and the store a block away from school didn’t card us. So I have some good memories of those days… But few memories of those nights.
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“It’s an accidental death; there was no violence,” she said.
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two bees opening an orange soda
Proof that life is a simulation… of a Disney cartoon.
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Complete with racism, sexism, and anti-Semitism, eh?
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Wow, that huge ape makes those people look tiny!
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