The real estate listing says itâs âhighly customizedâ and a âshow-stopperâ. âThereâs even an outdoor bathroom!â
I love that bathroom thing on the toilet tank that says, âHello, Sweet Cheeks.â 
The original floor plan had to make more sense than that. Itâs like a spiraling labrynth.
Why is the garage next to the master bedroom?
Multiple remodels and they needed to add another bedroom? I didnât look further at the listing, but just looking at the floor plan, I can see a layout that makes a lot of sense as a three bedroom vs four.
I should show you the floor plan for our house. It also looks kind of weird until itâs explained, then it makes perfect sense.
To me, itâs only useful if one is accustomed to leaping out of bed and into their car each morning (okay, I exaggerate, lol).
But then Iâve lived my life in houses with unattached garages. Thereâs a dandy old house that has the garage under the house, below the first story (storey?). Built when the area was still farmland, I believe, and still lived in. And thereâs a couple of split-levels that have a driveway that declines into the attached garage, which is a part of the first story (storey?).
And for most of the houses that do have garages attached directly, not with a breezeway (enclosed or not), the kitchen is the room next door to the garage, or a mudroom, if itâs a bigger house. I mean, out of the ones Iâve been in, that is.
Every time I see âmudroomâ I canât help but think, here are some people who are so well off, they can afford a room just for indoor mud-wrestling.
This is an unused SCTV skit, right?
Donât watch this while eating.
If the scenes of worm copulation doesnât sicken you the music will.
I donât think Iâll be watching it at all.
That might work, if there were actually a door between the bedroom and the garage. But, no, you need to go through the bathroom, bonus room, laundry room, kitchen, etcâŚ
Hahaha, I didnât even notice the lack of egress.
âCome on in to Surfboards & Mortuary Supplies Co.! Weâre dying to catch some waves with you!â
Using these things is a gas! 
