I forgot - why is there a slice of cake next to my name here?
The system thinks it’s your joining anniversary.
i thought it was because you like cake, no?
Oh, that’s right!
I do!
Ah, geologic rock formations are sooooo cool!
Darth Vader’s lesser known Force move was the hand clap.
“Ok, but what about the ones converted to energy, Bob? That energy could be anywhere!”
"Heck, it’s everywhere!
When I Google touch screen gloves, the results all seem to be cold-weather gear
I just want to keep skin oil off my phone screen when I’m using it outside in the daytime
It’s like a sinister doctor bronner’s soap, instead of one love, it’s one conspiracy theory. Imma go pet a cat now, to scrub that from my brain.
That is really bizarre. I wonder if it’s someone’s idea of a joke.
Probably not though.