Puzzling Evidence

Wish I could take my underwear off like that.

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Are you in some kind of a hurry, or are you just into efficiency?

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For a performance?

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This is no joke: The way she flips the dropped dresses up in the air and catches them? That’s what I do without thinking when I drop my underwear, shorts, and jockstrap.

Re your question to @kxkvi : For me it’s just a habit I got into in my teens. Was it efficiency or being in a hurry? I think I discovered it by accident and now it’s all just muscle memory.

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The equivalent of popping into your new apartment to measure for drapes before the old tenants have moved out?

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And the head manager of the apartment building (amongst other properties) had made a deal with the agent for the prospective new tenants, something that would benefit them all.

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Deep fried bananas? Ew.

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I think they’re in a Jacuzzi.

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Pretty small Jacuzzi. Hot, too, I think.

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Ah right. But then, I think anyone drinking jacuzzi juice already has Dementia? :thinking:

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Bananas just need some time to hang out and relax.

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It doesn’t say which way the link goes!

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My brother is convinced that he is allergic to the strings on a banana. The rest of the banana is fine, but the stringy starchy thing you sometimes get when you peel the banana, that’s off limits.

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They are kind of bitter. I always avoid them if possible.

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So pretty much the same thing as the stringy things on oranges? I won’t claim allergy, but hard pass on weird bitter things that ruin otherwise sweet yummy fruits.

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Does he peel off the stringy thing and angrily say, “Just look at it!”!

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Mmm. Phloem.

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