Crap parking job too.
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Hey, if there aren’t any Hollywood skid marks they’re making an extra effort to not be a huge syphilitic dick.
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Don’t mess with a Chicago woman, is all I’m saying…
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Such things are so much fun. I once gave a small dorm refrigerator a fake brand name sign that said “HeatSuk.”
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I’m sure one of the wonderful, talented, intelligent, and good-looking mods would be able to shift if we ask nicely enough. 
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You rang?
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Some neighbours you become friends with. Some neighbours you ignore.
And some you back away from, very slowly and carefully.
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I try to be a jerk as little as possible, but… something like this would really tempt me to have an outdoor barbecue several weekends in a row.
After all, what’s more in line with “heating food naturally” than over an open flame…
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I’d be tempted to not-so-anonymously gift them with a copy of Catching Fire.
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Ask if they need help farting on their food.
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From the comments:
“good thing durians don’t require cooking”
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Be fun to send them a link like “Multination Study Proves Grape Nuts Cause Cancer” that actually refers them to https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-Jerk.
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This joke goes a few layers deep, so you have to keep clicking.
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Now that is what I call a weirding way.
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For a film class, I had to make an experimental/avant-garde video. I was seriously considering simply submitting the ending of Tarkovsky’s The Sacrifice after putting it through the Benny-Hillifier.
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I tried to make a tasteful joke about durians and the current hurricane, but I realized that “tasteful” and “durian” don’t belong in the same sentence.
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