It’s a porphyria symptom.
So that would be… failing kidneys, bladder cancer, and porphyria?
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That sounds like a more complete (and correct) diagnosis.
Guy probably never signed up for Obamacare though. Too socialist.
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The blue part puzzles me however.
Some commie thought it would make sense to make the super-patriot pee green, like the STEM-frat prank, but because the mark was drinking bleach like his pastor told him to, his pee was clear to begin with and only turned blue.
The red cancer pee is a mystery, but the carcinogens he’s exposed to at the cluster bomb plant definitely have no role whatsoever.
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Clearly he was going into a boxing match with Hawkeye Pierce. The only remedy is: don’t bend at the waist.
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If patriotism is “love of country,” why do they all look so angry all the time?
That guy doesn’t look overwhelmed by love for his fellow countrymen to me
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I’m going with broth, but I had to think for a moment
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Does the answer change if it’s in a drinking bowl?
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It is a steep.
verb (used with object)
1. to soak in water or other liquid, as to soften, cleanse, or extract some constitutent
noun
6. a liquid in which something is steeped.
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Lube.
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The best smiles contain an element of truth:
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Nah. Every corporate meeting I’ve ever been in has been like lying in a nice, comfy bed, at just the perfect temperature, with smooth, classical music playing softly in the background.
I can’t make it ten minutes without drowsing.
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Some hear music, others hear OMGWTFmakethehurtingstop…
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Read if you dare:
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Depressingly few of those words are not in my daily vernacular.
I really need to go herd goats
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I do this all the time.
My hands touching your eyes, I mean. And, ewww, you should wash these sometime…
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