Thread. Seanan does the best mischiefs.
this dude needs to be at Dragon Con right now
Wow. How have they made so many of these? They are so well constructed.
Zing
Crap parking job too.
Hey, if there aren’t any Hollywood skid marks they’re making an extra effort to not be a huge syphilitic dick.
Don’t mess with a Chicago woman, is all I’m saying…
Such things are so much fun. I once gave a small dorm refrigerator a fake brand name sign that said “HeatSuk.”
I’m sure one of the wonderful, talented, intelligent, and good-looking mods would be able to shift if we ask nicely enough.
You rang?
Some neighbours you become friends with. Some neighbours you ignore.
And some you back away from, very slowly and carefully.
I try to be a jerk as little as possible, but… something like this would really tempt me to have an outdoor barbecue several weekends in a row.
After all, what’s more in line with “heating food naturally” than over an open flame…
I’d be tempted to not-so-anonymously gift them with a copy of Catching Fire.
Ask if they need help farting on their food.
From the comments:
“good thing durians don’t require cooking”
Be fun to send them a link like “Multination Study Proves Grape Nuts Cause Cancer” that actually refers them to https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-Jerk.