The bit about Voldemort and Dumbledore’s rectums merging was a nice touch though.
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CNN is writing Harry Potter fanfic now? Hard pass.
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So, Voldemort wins in the end?
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Nah, Voldemort is tried and given a slap on the wrist for his crimes.
Lucius Malfoy wins in the end.
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I’m not sure $4 karate lessons would be helpful against ninjas who kidnapped my entire family.
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I’ve heard it helps if you throw in a training montage too. Not sure if that costs a little extra, though.
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I read it as “need dollars for” lessons. Either way, I think he’s a little optimistic.
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Maybe he just needs some clarifying signs.
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That Twitter profile pic is literally Church’s Chicken (church is chicken)
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“The Big Chicken” is a local landmark/navigation beacon up in Cobb county, GA
In January 1993, storm winds damaged the structure, and rather than tear
it down KFC was forced by public outcry to re-erect the building.[2]
Among those who complained about the Big Chicken being torn down were
pilots, who used the building as a reference point when approaching
Atlanta and Dobbins Air Reserve Base.
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That chicken looks like it’s having too much fun.
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Last call (for those who celebrate Christmas, either secular or religious versions) for…
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That is truly delightful.
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