One table for the masturbators, another for Mahjongg.
Thatâs all very well. I try not to judge. But gathering them? Thatâs just so wrong.
Iâve never learned Mah Jong. Iâd better start practicing.
Same table unconventional tiles.
They donât allow you to choose?
Well, I didnât say what I was going to start practicingâŚ
Couldnât decide if this should go in âGrinsâ or âFeelsâ⌠
I love her. Used to decorate all my notebooks in high school with her âDint let the turkeys get you down stickers.â Raised my kid on Moo Ba La La La.
I have to wince at the way that suggests âdachshundâ should be pronounced.
Itâs a pun, itâs supposed to cause a wince. 
True, but as a connoisseur of puns, I prefer them to be based on an actually similar pronunciation.
I have the same problem pronouncing âtourniquetâ as âturn-a-key.â
That makes me wince as well.
âWee fish ewe a mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu deerâ caused me to retreat up my own butthole.
A cow says MOO
A sheep says BAA
Three singing pigs say LA LA LA
No, no you say, that isnât right:
The pigs say OINK all day and night.
(and then it starts to get fuzzyâŚmy youngest is 16, so itâs been a while!)
Oh, but I still remember my âHippo birdie two ewesâ birthday card from many decades ago.