Mahjong? That is so inappropriate to bring up. Sick bastard.
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One table for the masturbators, another for Mahjongg.
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Thatâs all very well. I try not to judge. But gathering them? Thatâs just so wrong.
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Iâve never learned Mah Jong. Iâd better start practicing.
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Same table unconventional tiles.
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They donât allow you to choose?
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Well, I didnât say what I was going to start practicingâŚ
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Couldnât decide if this should go in âGrinsâ or âFeelsâ⌠
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I love her. Used to decorate all my notebooks in high school with her âDint let the turkeys get you down stickers.â Raised my kid on Moo Ba La La La.
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I have to wince at the way that suggests âdachshundâ should be pronounced.
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Itâs a pun, itâs supposed to cause a wince. 
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True, but as a connoisseur of puns, I prefer them to be based on an actually similar pronunciation.
I have the same problem pronouncing âtourniquetâ as âturn-a-key.â
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That makes me wince as well.
âWee fish ewe a mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu deerâ caused me to retreat up my own butthole.
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A cow says MOO
A sheep says BAA
Three singing pigs say LA LA LA
No, no you say, that isnât right:
The pigs say OINK all day and night.
(and then it starts to get fuzzyâŚmy youngest is 16, so itâs been a while!)
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