Speaking of puns…
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A couple was walking in St. Petersburg on Christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
“I think it’s raining,” says the man.
“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He’s always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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Twister knot be four crispness,
End old Trudy house
Noodle stricture was touring
Nut evening a mouse.
The stork ends were wrung
Bite urge grimly wet care,
In opens Sent Necklace
Zoomward be dare.
What was that popping sound?
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Someone fed a neutral network all the Harry Potter books and then told it to write its own.
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If the books were like this, I might have read more than the first.
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I’ve read worse fanfic
At least I didn’t notice the neural net trying to Mary Sue itself into the story.
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The bit about Voldemort and Dumbledore’s rectums merging was a nice touch though.
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CNN is writing Harry Potter fanfic now? Hard pass.
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So, Voldemort wins in the end?
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Nah, Voldemort is tried and given a slap on the wrist for his crimes.
Lucius Malfoy wins in the end.
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I’m not sure $4 karate lessons would be helpful against ninjas who kidnapped my entire family.
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I’ve heard it helps if you throw in a training montage too. Not sure if that costs a little extra, though.
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I read it as “need dollars for” lessons. Either way, I think he’s a little optimistic.
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Maybe he just needs some clarifying signs.
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