That reminds me, I need to get around to making broccoli & sausage calzone again sometime. Came out awesome the last few times I’ve done it.
…wonder if they’ve got it all cleaned up… 
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What was a dream is now a reality.
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This probably isn’t as funny as it was at the time. I had to call in a prescription today. Menus were short and the representative I talked to was nice. At the end of the call, I said “Thank you, you’ve been very useful.” I meant to say “helpful,” but what can you do. We both started laughing, and I said something like “I’m sorry I sounded like I was talking to a robot!” She said she felt like a robot sometimes. (I can imagine.) I apologized again, and she thanked me for brightening her day. I think we were still both laughing as we hung up.
There’s a lesson there somewhere.
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Narrator:
“She will soon be replaced by a robot.”
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I hope pharmacies never get to that stage!
One thing that occurs to me is that a joke like that can brighten someone’s day. Or just being nice, which I’ve recently tried to do. Who’da thought? :slapping_head:
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“snow-banksy”… love it. 
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“bas9e”
“383838383838383838”
It clearly can’t be a coincidence that 38 is 42 in base 9. They’re trying to tell us something.
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I love the way your mind just went there!
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Well, “bas9e” is obviously a typo of “base 9” (hey, you try typing it with cat paws!). From there, it’s elementary! 
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I HaZ ANSR LIF UNIVErZ N EvRYTHN.
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So long and thanks for all the cheeseburgers.
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The stupid is just so strong with that one but he had a good sense of humor about it all.
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Shaking my damn head…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuWvJCflR-F/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=z89ujbwjdkz2
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This reminds me —
There was a skit with Dick Van Dyke and someone else (Harvey Korman?). They are both holding glasses of water. Harvey asks Dick, “What time is it?” Dick turns his wrist to look at his watch, spills all the water on his suit, and says, “8:00 pm.” Harvey looks at his watch, which is on the underside of his wrist, says, “Hmm, I have 9:00 pm,” and spills the water from his glass into Dick’s glass. Dick looks at his watch again, says, "No, it’s 8pm, I’m pretty sure, and spills Harvey’s water on his suit.
It was beautiful.
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there must be a clip of this on youtube somewhere. this sounds so great.
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