Random Silly Grins

kxkvi · February 8, 2019, 6:30pm

Never heard that one before. Had me ROFLMAO.

Nonentity · February 8, 2019, 6:38pm

And then the 5-year-old explains how that’s an easy thing to solve, all you have to do is screw a garden hose into the rear end and turn the water on real high, and you can soak as many people as you want for as long as you want, and that’d be more fun because then everyone can get wet. And then you have to somehow explain why you’re laughing hysterically and crying at the same time…

Nonentity · February 14, 2019, 1:57am

[Album] Or you get your money back, I guess

chgoliz · February 15, 2019, 3:27pm

RAvery · February 17, 2019, 1:30am

Wanderfound · February 17, 2019, 5:14am

A thread for nostalgia value:

Nonentity · February 17, 2019, 5:20am

Chaz1 · February 17, 2019, 12:50pm

Learned how to touch -type through playing Ultima III Exodus.

Nonentity · February 17, 2019, 8:55pm

kxkvi · February 17, 2019, 10:51pm

That whip’s gotta hurt.

ETA: from a local Mexican restaurant.

knoxblox · February 17, 2019, 11:15pm

One of those English painters who came over during the westward expansion, a Mr. Mapplethorpe, Esq.?

Wisconsin_Platt · February 18, 2019, 3:11am

Wanderfound · February 18, 2019, 3:27am

nimelennar · February 18, 2019, 3:17pm

I think that’s the Tyrion/Sansa wedding.

She has two episodes left in Season 3, so she’s about to hit the other wedding.

Franko · February 18, 2019, 7:21pm

i can’t wait. her commentary is priceless.

MalevolentPixy · February 19, 2019, 2:14am

gadgetgirl · February 19, 2019, 2:46am

Broccoli and cheese soup.
Raw broccoli with hummus.
Broccoli stir fry.
Lightly cooked broccoli with cheese sauce.
Steamed broccoli with white wine and shallots, ancient Roman style.
Pasta primavera with broccoli.

I would have been looting, no problem.

nimelennar · February 19, 2019, 3:06am

Macaroni with a broccoli-cheese sauce, and sliced sausages.

Wisconsin_Platt · February 19, 2019, 3:20am

I’ll have broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, baked beans and broccoli.

Baked beans is off!

Can I have more broccoli?

What? You want broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, broccoli, BROCCOLI and Broccoli?

Yes?
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(The word broccoli no longer looks correct)

kxkvi · February 19, 2019, 3:25am

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a cruciferous vegetable?
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A broccodile.