Okay,. Right.
5:40 is too early
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You just have to wait a bit.
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Whaddaya know, Jesus was blackā¦
Protofascist Jesus?
Aka Republican party circa 1980ā¦
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I was puttering around Lilith Saintcrowās blog when I stumbled across this delightful pic:
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offer the pressure ā punch of doing it
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Self-pleasuring and other substitutes didnāt offer the blood pressureāleveling punch of actually doing it.
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This was hugely confusing to me until I realised that theyāre talking about baseball.
Unusually for an English person, I actually like baseball (I started watching the local team when I was in Japan and a game that lasts for hours with not much going on but plenty of beer is a good sport) but the first place my mind went was āneck tightness? Sounds painful. Is a pinch hit a type of massage? I guess it makes sense that someone who understood muscle pain would be good at massageā¦ā
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So who or what does one trade for a masseuse?
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I assume one can change a āpinch hitterā for a shiatsu masseuse without too much quibbling. Same thing, different techniques, I guess?
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For those unfamiliar with the game, baseball is just a metaphor for teenage sex.
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Now Iām assuming a pinch hitter is some kind of sex toy
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Instructions unclear, caused a bench clearing brawl
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Well, if you wonāt listen to the third-base coachā¦
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Iām sure thisāll clear it up.
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Iāll take this as a good excuse to post this picture.
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Thereās only one problem with that routine. One burning question left unanswered.
Whatās the name of the player in right field?
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