She has no idea who they are.
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This is a side of Jurassic Park we are never shown.
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A+ joke.
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12:00 - Hands up, don’t shoot Jesus.
12:15 - Direct free kick Jesus.
11:05 - Touchdown Jesus.
9:15 - Unsportsmanlike conduct Jesus.
6:30 - Adam after the Fall.
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One of the commenters on that tweet noted that 05:40 Jesus is a bit problematic.
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Not getting this one…
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05: has the left hand down at the side.
:40 has the right hand extended outward.
Personally, I’d’ve said :45 or :50 to get the effect they’re talking about.
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Okay,. Right.
5:40 is too early
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You just have to wait a bit.
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Whaddaya know, Jesus was black…
Protofascist Jesus?
Aka Republican party circa 1980…
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I was puttering around Lilith Saintcrow’s blog when I stumbled across this delightful pic:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvnEN5iAghb/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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offer the pressure – punch of doing it
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Self-pleasuring and other substitutes didn’t offer the blood pressure–leveling punch of actually doing it.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/28146086/ns/health-mental_health/t/more-sex-less-stress/#.XKV0g5jYqUk
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