I like the hat.
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but I need more SHELVES first 
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She has no idea who they are.
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Follow up:
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This is a side of Jurassic Park we are never shown.
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A+ joke.
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12:00 - Hands up, don’t shoot Jesus.
12:15 - Direct free kick Jesus.
11:05 - Touchdown Jesus.
9:15 - Unsportsmanlike conduct Jesus.
6:30 - Adam after the Fall.
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One of the commenters on that tweet noted that 05:40 Jesus is a bit problematic.
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Not getting this one…
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05: has the left hand down at the side.
:40 has the right hand extended outward.
Personally, I’d’ve said :45 or :50 to get the effect they’re talking about.
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