Despite all the trash talk about Twitter, I still find myself tempted to get an account. Not because I have anything to say myself (seriously, I got nothing), but so I can 
amazing stories like those.
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Twitter is, to a very large extent, about who you follow and what they tweet about. Sort of like Reddit that way.
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That’s how I use it, lurk, browse, like, occasionally DM my sister. It’s nice like that, no one notices me, and I like it just fine that way.
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Left dirty plates on an occupied table and rummaging through another person’s stuff? 
I don’t care if she got the teas in.
This is exactly the kind of brave gonzo journalism that makes Twitter worthwhile.
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Okay, looking at it from a Christian perspective just to work through this: how in the everloving fuck do you steal something from an omniscient, omnipotent being unless they want you to?
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This is how children realize that gods are bullshit. So… awesomeness everywhere.
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You’d also think a symbol that (supposedly) means “I won’t kill you guys just because you’re going against my rules” would be right on message there.
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I won’t kill you guys in this particular manner just because you’re going against my rules.
Just to be pendantic
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I’m perfectly happy letting the uptight bible thumpers try to be the pedantic ones. 
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To be even more pedantic.
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One finds the darndest things while looking for images for your English lesson. Perhaps a wee bit unsafe for work. I will never look at the Disney cartoon the same way again.
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He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay.
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But wait, there’s more! During class, I’m searching for images on my iPad to explain statues. Here’s the first image I get for “statues”:
Again NSFW
And, no, it’s not my browser history, as private browsing gives the same results.
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It is in my top ten on a Google search.
Didn’t popup for Bing or DDG.
I wonder if the fact that it is available on Amazon makes a difference there
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