I love how German just jams words together to make new ones… makes sense to me!
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Reminds me of a joke.
The German word for “dog” is barkenpattensniffer.
The German word for “dogcatcher” is barkenpattensniffersnatcher.
The German word for “dogcatcher’s truck” is barkenpattensniffersnatcherwagen.
The German word for “dogcatcher’s garage” is barkenpattensniffersnatcherwagenhaus.
The German word for “mechanic working in a dogcatcher’s garage” is barkenpattensniffersnatcherwagenhausmechanikerwerker.
And the German word for “union of mechanics working in dogcatchers’ garages’” is barkenpattensniffersnatcherwagenhausmechanikerwerkergruppe.
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So, me and my kid were driving down the street the other day, and she noticed a guy under a tree on the side of the road doing push ups, as we were stopped at a light. I said, “he’s probably just stopped to do push ups during his jog.” So, the light turns green, I look over at the guy just as we’re going, notice he’s standing up and I sort of yell out (with the car window open) “WOW, THAT GUY IS JACKED!” And he was, washboard abs and everything…
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Can a man not walk (jog) down the street without being harassed by cat calls?
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I assume the painter’s name is a pseudonym?
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Were you going to tell it to us, rather than sidetracking into the German language lesson?
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Welcome to the superhero club.
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I don’t know if he heard me, but it wasn’t really a cat call, just a statement of fact. Dude was indeed jacked.
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Oh my! 
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Yes, I heard you. And don’t worry, I get that a lot.
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OMG! It’s brother of Ted!
[thinks about making coarse “taste gunwales” joke, reconsiders]
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All they have to do is stoop and – instant privacy.
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Invariably, when I explain it like that, women are grateful and want to date me. 
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I like big butts and I cannot lie
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This is a very mild grin, but I thought it was interesting and cool. This dude’s channel is well named; I’ve never seen fish and reptiles this tame.
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This thread.
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Give that woman a hand! 
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