Like the joke about the anti-porn crusaders in the 80s: “we’ve watched this filth over and over and over again, and we can say with authority it is harmful!”
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I’m sure I’ve posted this somewhere but what the heck:
“We’re so glad you didn’t put any dirty words in your dictionary, Mr. Webster!”
“You mean you looked for them?”
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“Officer, my neighbour is in his back yard stark naked. I want you to arrest him.”
“I can’t really see if he’s naked, ma’am.”
“No? Just stand on this table and look!”
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I have only done Black Friday once as a consumer, up too early, did get a good deal, but eh.
I prefer sleep to rabid consumerism.
Yep, like the people who rail against same sex marriage. Why do they think about it so much?
The porn is bad!!! I’ve watched “Hot Sluts In Vegas!!” 12 times and I know it’s bad!!
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So many holes. (Yes plot holes I was talking about plot holes).
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I can only imagine the shenanigans that kitty must get up to.
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Were her young children boys?
Then she doesn’t have to explain.
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It was so bad I never made it to the end 
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That is such a dastardly grin.
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The little kitty bunny ears. The little kitty arrow-through-head.
There must be 12000 dollars worth of cat toys out there. And you can’t return them cuz they got spit all over them.
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Funny and evil at the same time. Hard combo to pull off.
Was probably trying to call his catnip dealer…
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Awwwww
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I like how the crow is smart enough to drop the food on the floor for the cat instead of feeding it right to the mouth as with the dog.
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