Fucking bards. Indispensable, annoyingly chipper after a crappy battle getting the snot chewed out of us by a pack of wild dogs. Not even wolves. Dogs. Thus speaketh Krag. That is all.
Bugbear? More like butt, bear.
I lolâed.
I havenât played D&D since the 80âs, but that was still pretty funny; I was a bit surprised to see how many of those still landed for me.
Aw, a bard is nice to have around some times.
They can be handy to throw at pursuers while you run away.
Is there a Quaint Maine Village spinoff?
If you see anything in this, run away?
How do they think coconut shys work? They seem confused.
Ask edger wright? He did the english version.
god i love that movie. thatâs the second time today that someone has referenced this movie to me. now i think i need to watch it again.
Far out!
That took me far too long to figure out.
Thatâs John Denver!
You young kids!
Edit â I see now you were quoting Oscar. Thatâs OK then,
The one of our current POTUS has the perfect caption.
ok, I gave up on finding the screenshot of this joke, but I think I can paraphrase it.
it is expected of you to be aware of the band The Weekend. which I am not particularly, but they are a thing with the young people.
OK:
A record store is going out of business, last day is a huge sale. John and Rose, some regulars, come in.
Rose: do you have the Weekend album?
Clerk: look in pop music.
[they shop]
[they return]
Rose: I canât find it.
Clerk: follow me
[sorts through some stacks, finds it]
Clerk: Weekend be here, Rose. Just for one day.
(say it out loud)
Pedant alert: itâs âThe Weekndâ. And thatâs a person, not a band.
Why yes, my children are young adults. How could you tell?
Yay for being totally atypical; my 70 year old mom not only knows who the Weeknd is, but she actively likes his music.
She literally called me last week, asking had I heard his new albumâŚ