Re: cat and theremin. This gives me so much more satisfaction than a laser pointer.
I love how the cat goes to tactile mammal mode to figure it out.
And stands up for extended periods. Like a squirrel. (“Yes, I’d like a squirrel.”)
Hell yeah he’s cool.
The warning is oddly specific, and I’d keep the sliding slicing mechanism away from kids a lot older than 3. 
“Do I really look like that?”
A man is terrorizing a nudist camp with a bacon slicer. An officer got a tip off but he’ll be back on duty tomorrow.
And, putting it on hold has knock-on effects…
i know the one locally in Virginia City was cancelled. so it’s a real thing, and while it’s not everyone’s thing (or MY thing, honestly), it did employ lots of locals who are now out of that money at this time, too.