Random Silly Grins

noahdjango · February 27, 2020, 9:57pm

Bar bar bar-bar-bar.
Bar-bar bar-bar bar bar bar!

kxkvi · February 27, 2020, 10:10pm

That’s a Beach Boys song, right?

Nonentity · February 27, 2020, 10:12pm

Barbarian
Ta-ake my hand
Barbarian
You got me crushing enemies
Driving them before me
Barbarian

Couldn’t quickly think of something better for the hand line, and if the original can rhyme “ann” with “hand” then, well, it’s good enough for me.

[Edit] Oh, I got it…

Barbarian
That’s what I am
Barbarian
You got me crushing enemies
Driving them before me
Barbarian

Went to a siege
Against the local liege
Pulled out my axe
And I started taking whacks
Barbarian… [etc]

chenille · February 27, 2020, 11:18pm

Roman running in: Or Latin! Am I right? Ha ha, those non-Greek or Latin speakers, they’re all so backward compared to us.

RAvery · February 28, 2020, 4:36am

mindysan33 · February 28, 2020, 5:26am

To be fair, that’s the opposite of people’s thinking in the distant past…

MalevolentPixy · February 28, 2020, 5:48am

Yes, but

Nonentity · February 28, 2020, 6:13am

Look, mate, it’s all greek to me.

kxkvi · February 28, 2020, 1:56pm

Got physical therapy yesterday. Happened to look at my chart and saw the words “THE RAPIST.” What’s worse, I said so.

AndyHilmer · February 28, 2020, 2:11pm

Kerning’s a rough one on that e/r.

Nonentity · February 28, 2020, 2:14pm

I’m assuming you at least didn’t use a Scottish accent.

kxkvi · February 28, 2020, 2:58pm

My Scots accent is abysmal.

Franko · February 28, 2020, 7:50pm

i actually read it as “Good friends are the rapists you can drink with” and if that’s the case, i need new friends.

teknocholer · February 28, 2020, 9:50pm

Wanderfound · March 1, 2020, 7:22am

Nonentity · March 3, 2020, 3:57am

kxkvi · March 4, 2020, 2:33pm

From Rita Rudner:

“I was kicked out of ballet class for pulling a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine.”

And . . . for all you reading enthusiasts:

Chaz1 · March 5, 2020, 8:24pm

Saw on a marquee:
EMMA
BASED ON THE 1995 FILM
CLUELESS

chgoliz · March 5, 2020, 9:43pm

Do you think it was a meta joke, or was it sincere?

Chaz1 · March 5, 2020, 11:49pm

Since it was the Uptown who has done The Rocky Horror Picture Show at midnight 30+ years running, tongue firmly in cheek.