TBH, Dua is much better!
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I’ll take one with everything.
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Just be careful of wording. “Make me one with everything” could turn out wrong.
Or, I suppose, depending on how heavenly, could turn out so, so right.
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Awww, she looks so sweet and innocent.
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and that cat’s name? “Muffin.”
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plot twist: They are a specialty bakery that only sells muffins. And the “cat area” is the whole shop.
plot-twist-twist1: They are not actually a bakery at all, but they do have an aggressive, monomaniacal cat, and the Muffin Disclaimer flyer acts as a sort of shrinkwrap-EULA granting the youtuber secretly filming your assault a perpetual and non-exclusive license to use your likeness for any purpose whatsoever. They are sure that they will shortly become the next Grumpy Cat.
1. plot-twist-plot-twist? second plot-twist? Surely there’s a term of art for the second surprising turn of events that reveals that the first surprising turn of events was a fake-out, but it presently eludes me.
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He needs to empty those.
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Outside tho.
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Uh, Torgo, that’s not how you wear the Depends.
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From Henny Youngman:
Saw the doctor. I said “Doc, every morning I look in the mirror and throw up. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor said “l don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.”
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I love it when cats sneer.
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