Ouch. I hope one of those bands doesn’t scrape the dog’s cornea. But it is funny looking.
I think this was taken at some point in 1993; he would’ve been four or five. Seems my son invented “Pizza-on-a-Plate”, gravity-defying pizza you can take ANYwhere!
Reminds me more than a little of
Fans of Red Dwarf might like this.
Wife: I’m going to send this bag to plastic bag heaven.
Me: There’s no such thing as plastic bag heaven!
Wife: But where would all the colostomy bags go?
All bogs go to heaven?
I saw an SUV with a sign that said “Mobile Pet Groomers.” My wife said “So is that for only mobile pets?” So . . .
Customer: “Hello, I’d like to make an appointment for pet grooming, but my pet isn’t too mobile.”
Groomer: “We might be able to make an exception. What kind of pet is it?”
Customer: “A sea urchin.”
Groomer:
Customer: “You’d have to use a stiff comb.”
Groomer: “Okaaaay. What’s the pet’s name?”
Customer: “Pokey.”
“I’ve made the earth safe for carbon-based life forms again.”
“Certified Young Person”…?
well, he is a little less than four years younger than I…what does that even mean, CYP?
It’s corny, and cliched…but it’s so true.
Having GREAT genes helps, among other things…
yep, this is it. being constantly considered “ageless” and also being well aware of internet memes, i’m sure this is what they were going for.