He forgot his safe word.
āLemur alone.ā
Iāll close the door etc.
Lemur, the merrier, I always say.
You win.
Cool! What happens now?
I buy you an invisible bottle of scotch. See? I already have. Itās over there.
There is no invisible scotch. Someone sold you vodka.
This Twitter bio starts out so chirpy that I really was not expecting the last sentence. LOL!
So I donāt know a lot about philosophy but someone made this one, too.
Apparently the joke originates here
i donāt know where this came from, or if itās new or old or what, but itās new to me and iāve been chuckling about it all day:
Faceblind. Help me out here?
I am totally the type to pull into the drive through, order a black coffee, and drive off to the sound of small children crying.
Depending on my mood, Iād do that, and I wouldnāt even be able to drink the coffee.
I think bottom row, third from the left is Mark Hamill. To his left is the guy who played Brody on Homeland.
Black and white image near the middle of the left edge, I think is Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes, and the guy immediately to his right is that guy from the Office.
Have I made the Philosophy majors cry yet?
And who could forget Wilford Brimley there in the middle, or the Six Flags old man dancer in the bottom right?
I think the one you said is āthat guy from the Officeā looks a lot like Leonardo DiCaprio after growing out his mustache a bit more, though.
Well, the peak āwe have food at homeā guy is Marx, which matches philosophically but is also probably ironic considering his 3 children died of malnutrition while he was researching Kapital (or maybe thatās a smear? anyway, thatās the joke, I think.) I know even less about the rest and only recognize a few. under Marx to the right might be Heidegger? Lenin is 2 straight down from Marx. Evola is halfway down on the right, the 3/4 profile. The oil painting to his far right is Adam Smith. The contemporary pop-philosophers Nick Land and Zizek are center and right in the āblack coffeeā grouping. I think Land is an accelerationist? I donāt really know. Zizek isā¦ almost a self-parody in terms of mannerisms but apparently his phil is sound. His schtick seems very PoMo to me but I think his background is Marxist, though.