Free chicken?
Todayâs Zoom Topic:
The Face that Stopped a Thousand Clocks: The Daylight Saving Program
Donât forget to change your clocks!
People still have clocks that matter that donât change themselves?
Iâm glad to get back in sync with clocks in Europe, itâs always a bit disconcerting when the math changes and I can never remember when to expect it.
Itâs always awkward for me because at 2:00 youâre supposed to set your clocks back to 1:00 but then an hour later itâs 2:00 again, and youâre supposed to set your clocks back at 2:00, soâŚ
I make it a point to go to bed after second 1:00 but before second 2:00 so I donât get stuck in some kind of Groundhog Day time loop.
Some young relatives got a stuffed toy for their daughter that played âI Got You Babeâ when you squeezed it.
I pity those parents.
Tomorrowâs Zoom Topic:
âThe Chaotic Chronicles of Zoom: Navigating Virtual Mayhem and Mute Button Mishapsâ
Contributed by ChatGPT
This, of course, being C. S. Lewisâ much lesser-known attempt to follow up his earlier success.
You probably donât want to know about the allegory involved.
Oh, no? Do tell.
*sigh* If you insist. Being about Zoom, the easy path would have been one about something like Danteâs Inferno.
But, the biblical allegory already being done, of course itâs the other obvious one⌠You know: Sisyphus, Cassandra, IcarusâŚ
Gee, ChatGPT is smart. But thanksâ
We already keep chickens, and we have a creek feeding a pond on our vineyard, so weâve been considering getting some ducks. I will have to get this book!
Right, just donât go looking for stories about the Branson Ducks, thatâs neither silly nor a grin.