Random Silly Grins

Very strange punctuation.

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Peabody Hotel in Memphis makes them pay as performers

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By William Cook, so it is truthfully a Cook book for ducks.

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Right there in front of you

FLICKERING

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My headcannon is that it was designed by someone who had just dealt with either putting up or taking down all the decorations for the year.

Or they’re one of the Griswolds…

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My favorite flickering light is GLITTER.

This is a reference.

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deliver, verb
To remove a liver.

Example:

Pathology resident: “I removed the patient’s liver. In fact, I delivered him, ha ha.”
Chief of Pathology: “What did he die of?”
Pathology resident: “A missing liver.”

:roll_eyes:

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From the pamphlet for a casserole dish, features and benefits:

  • Can tolerate a high degree of thermal shock.
  • Can withstand sudden temperature changes.
  • Can handle high oven temperature of up to 600°C/1112°F.

I guess I’ll have to keep that last in mind if I’m ever cooking in a foundry…

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More hilarious award-winning photographs here:

https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/comedy-wildlife-2023-competition-winners.php?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=newsletter

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(Link is set to start at the best part):

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The mohel was so inept he got the sack.

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Scotty probably has a higher body count.

Yes, pun intended.

https://youtu.be/KIiNbDVQMRE
(spoilered because not exactly silly, though I suppose random. :wink: )

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i swear youtube just put this in front of me today, too – and the thing is, it was a perfect intersection of my recent viewing habits, lol

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Proper Urinal Etiquette: Tips for Men - One Point Partitions.