Yeah, I giggled. But I’d be sure to leave Housekeeping a fat tip if I was gonna do something like this. They work too hard to deal with this shit.
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At a local Irish pub, they served an Irish burrito. They gave it another name, but I know a burrito when I see one.
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Haggis is a burrito?
Oh, you said Irish. Nevermind… 
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A Scottish burrito is a haggis
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Oh, the synchronicity…
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So, the something crawling from the slime at the bottom of a dark Scottish lake was a haggis???!?
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I feel like this should be easy, but… sink…your…nessie’s…tea? I’m clearly missing it 
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Dune era Sting
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Huh, I don’t think I ever heard that one, but I swear there are parts of it that were directly lifted to other songs I can’t quite put my finger on. So… synchronicity, indeed, I suppose
[Edit] Wait, I got it… Velvet Elvis by Weird Al!
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While the Police were still a relatively recent thing, my local Classic to New Wave rock radio station used to play this one a lot, along with most of their other singles.
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Saw them in concert for Ghosts in the Machine tour in 1982, then for this album tour in 1983. Then it seemed over but they came back for the Amnesty International A Conspiracy Of Hope tour.
They were really good live.
Early to mid 80s saw the break up of a lot of great bands including the Clash. 
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“Shower toilets”; so they’re claiming they invented bidets?
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I saw this on Not Always Right, and thought; “What a great line for customers who think you’re flirting with them when you are just being paid to be polite”;
Customer: “Do you want to get dinner? I felt a connection.”
Coworker: “Sorry, that was just the warm hug of retail.”
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