With Jon Voight and James Woods as Biff and Happy Loman, and as Linda Loman, Special Guest Candace Owens!!
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From my google news feed:
Unfortunately, the article isnât about Bamtan.
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We had water-less urinals at work. These guys should use water-less toilets as well. To save water. And maybe just use stronger jets of air instead of the water jets for the cleaning step. And donât heat the jets, to save energy. Just suck in air from outside. Donât want to use conditioned air from the building. So what if itâs 20 degrees out. Saves air. And energy. And water. And paper.
Screw thatâjust give people diapers. Oh wait, that uses paper too.
Corks? Rubber ones of course; donât want to waste cork.
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re the corks; a dog walking acquaintance of mine, told me about a review heâd read about a âperformance artâ piece. The entire performance consisted of two dancers (few others would have strong enough legs), nude, facing each other, squatting in âhorse stanceâ with butt plugs.
My immediate thought, because Iâm really a twelve year old boy trapped in a 68 year old womanâs body, was âWhat if one of them had beans the day before?â
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I can just see the headline:
Modern Dance Audience Member Killed By Projectile Cork
Iâve been a twelve year old boy for 59 years.
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From Bored Panda
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This beer seems a bit hoppy.
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Rabbits and molly howeverâŚ
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Drunk edition!
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No lies detected.
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Wasted edition?
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Proper tiramisĂš. Proteins, carbohydrates, caffeine, alcohol - everything a growing child needs!
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