“Fourscore and seven pints ago, …”
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Yoink!
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no mustache, either. now that’s commitment
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I’m a northerner but there’s a common potluck recipe in these parts that involves Vienna sausages, grape jelly, and ketchup in a slow cooker. It makes a decent facsimile of a sweet bbq sauce. Why one would choose this over any of the actual bbq sauces that are regularly available I just don’t know. But it’s a thing!
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Report Report! I’m in this picture, and I don’t like it!
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Also, watching your waistline?
Or, weight watchers?
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“another slice of pie, dear?”
“oh no, i couldn’t. i’m watching my waist!”
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Time is on my side. And the other side. And the front…
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Heh, those all work!
(I did blur below it the additional pun that I saw with it.)
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Biscuits have to be a uniform size and weight. Cookies can vary more. There’s, like, a law about it.
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I shall now and forever more dream of a career as a biscuit enforcement officer. I’d be ever so corrupt.
- ‘Allo ‘allo, wot’s all this then? It looks as though these biscuits might just be non-regulation. I’m afraid I’ll have to confiscate the whole batch! I’ll be sure you get a receipt.
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merelygifted
mamacastiel
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
diggly
no one tell him
sapokanikan
if anyone near putin wants to be really funny for the ides of march… just saying
just-shower-thoughts
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
advanced-procrastination
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
brunhiddensmusings
good news!
lit-in-thy-heart
i’d make a caesar joke but someone’s already taken a stab at it 22 times before
fioblah
among the tumblr holidays i think that the ides of march is for sure a favorite
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