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Might I remind everyone that strapping a harmonica to the chassis of your friend’s vehicle is a silly and pointless thing to do. Why would you do that? Especially when this exists:
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When you need your car and know you couldn’t afford having anything substantial fixed, any unusual noise emanating from it is utterly terrifying.
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This. Many times I’ve been driving and come upon a stretch of different pavement/evenly placed seams/weird uneven patching and the instant sinking feeling in my stomach/bristling on the back of my neck/racing heartbeat freaked me the fuck out
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That took me a few reads.
Nicely spotted.
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Oooh…
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I like to think that someone laid out the words for that double meaning on purpose.
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SHMOE works too.
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Lettuce.
/grump
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LETTICE: It comes from Laetitia—the Latin word for gladness. As a vegetable it is obviously one of God’s mistakes—but as a name it passes, I think.
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: ( i love lettuce.
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The vegetable is separate from the name, and comes from lactuca meaning milky. One should probably be careful which they lick.
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I don’t intervene in Lisa’s affairs.
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“Lettuce, you got some 'splaining to do!”
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