https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/when-lettuce-was-a-sacred-sex-symbol-12271795/
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i love lettuce even more now~!
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When Lettuce Was a Sacred Sex Symbol
Gives a whole new meaning to
(unlike a lot of things on urban dictionary, this one’s actually safe, at least at the moment)
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The luxury 747 gifted by Qatar to Donald J. Trump was totaled after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth drove it into a tree, the Pentagon confirmed on Wednesday.
According to witnesses, Hegseth decided to give the plane a test drive after discovering it in the Pentagon parking lot with the keys in the ignition.
Soon, the jumbo jet was spotted doing wild figure 8’s before veering off the lot and into the nearby woods, where it collided with a massive oak.
The regrettable incident was only the latest setback for Hegseth, who earlier this week was ordered to change his Pentagon password from JohnnieWalker750ml.
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To whoever chose this photo: Tell me you aren’t old enough to remember this without…
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That took me a minute.
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Back in the 90s, my then-boss took a call from a potential employer, one of our competitors, re: one of our ex-employees who’d recently left. We were in the back room together. He covered the mouthpiece and quietly told me who it was w/a big grin. He answered all the fellow’s questions while looking at me, and I was grinning back. The last question was obviously a point-blank one as to whether they should hire him. He smiled even more broadly, and spoke the immortal words,
“Oh, if you can get Arthur to work for you, you’ll be very lucky indeed!”
After he rang off, we all but ROFL’d
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Video game as a framework for USA vs Canada. From roughly the time of the Lego Batman movie.
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Almost every house in my neighborhood has one of those Little Free Library things. They mostly have bills and catalogs and postcards and stuff, but it’s still so cool! - Joey Alison Sayers
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My dad mostly kept up with the times. I’m glad he’s not as sexist as he was back when we still lived in NYC.
One day when I was eight or so, we’d returned from a walk after a fresh spring rain. To catch some of the wetness before we tromped on into the house, my mom had laid out some newspapers just inside the door.
As we came in and dutifully stepped around on the papers, dad said, “These are the Times that dry men’s soles.”
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