mmmm…
a lot like warm mezcal…
don’t ask me anything more about that week in Oaxaca. i don’t recall a damn thing.
I hear that’s Fozzie Bear’s favorite city.
(Oaxaca, Oaxaca)
happy cake day, enjoy your damn cake!
I’m sure we could come up with a few.
Phok
Bytemee
CheepLuceEezee
“A younger generation, though, may remember Lockhart (right) as Maureen Robinson on the campy 1965-1968 science fiction series Lost in Space.”
Vises. (Yes, I’m a homophonephobe)
Woodworking can be a vice. Depends on what the wood is working on.
I’m banning Donald right now.
Get a grip!
Good idea!
The cheap, loose and easy joke was from college. A bunch of us were walking in the student union, one of whom was my future wife. Not everyone knew everyone, so we exchanged introductions. One guy’s name was complicated, but another guy said his name was easy. My future wife said, “Hi! I’m Easy!”
A few days later, she was doing some crocheting, and happened to mention (around some of the same guys) that her needlework was fast, but loose. So naturally she got the moniker, “Fast, loose, and easy.”
I forget how “cheap” got in there.
She sounds fast, cheap and out of control! (and like a real keeper).
‘Fast, Cheap and Out of Control’ | Critics’ Picks | The New York Times
(I love that movie)
My oldest friend - we actually met while we were both in utero - used to say, “Hey! I may be easy, but I’m not cheap!”
Yep!
“I wanna stop at this little spot to get a biscuit sandwich. You want anything.”
I scrunch up my face. “Nah, I’m good.”
“Why are you making that face?”
“Because they charged me $6.00 for a damn hotdog last summer. And they put all the condiments UNDERNEATH the meat and everything caved out through the bottom of the bun. Nah, I’m good.”
She continues to gaslight me. “But their breakfast biscuit is good.”
My face is a whole scrunchie now. “Nope. Every time I drive past here I see the cashier lady and the cooks leaning against the wall and smoking cigarettes. I’m really good.”
She g’on say, “But you don’t taste cigarettes in the biscuit.”
SMDH