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A pregnant woman is hit by a car…
She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming, " Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!"
The doctor replies, “Calm down, your babies are fine. You had twins, a girl and a boy. We gave them to your brother to care for while you were in the hospital.”
She says, “My brother? That guy is a moron! Why on earth would you do that?”
“I am sorry ma’am, we had no choice. There was nobody else. He even took the liberty of naming them.”
“What??”, she says. “What did he name my daughter?”
“He named her 'Denise,” says the doctor.
“Oh, well that’s not so bad. What did he name my son?”
To which the doctor replied, "‘Denephew’. "
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I understand it’s an issue in Finland.
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I think some 80s hair metal band covered this.
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goes for banjos, too.
you know the definition of “perfect pitch”?
when you toss an accordion into a dumpster bin… and it hits a banjo!
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Imperfect pitch
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Is that why people are always challenging them to duels?
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shoot the banjo, not the banjo player, please.
my father was a banjo player in a country band that toured with some notable performers in the 70s. still not a fan of banjo music. he also did an excreble duet (not duel) with accordion. papi is a fine musician, his style was never was my cup of tea.
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(yoinked and sent to papi, who is at his home in Mexico right now!)
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I like the banjo but granted it’s typically not what I listen to regularly so that helps. I like some bluegrass and folk but not my usual go tos
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