[Clears throat] “Doh!”
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hmm…
a barnyard castrati chorus? to recreate the soundtrack of my daily life with the descendants of jungle fowl sounds like folly i’d rather not be the judge of.
why would one do that?
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Heck if I know.
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That’s a topic of crapicorn, that is.
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that is my vision of hell. YOU ALL HAVE PREFERENCES, JUST SAY THEM. NOBODY WILL JUDGE YOU.
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WE JUST WANT TO EAT, lol. somebody just throw some specific cuisine out there so we can MOVE.
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How many Sigmund Freuds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Penis!
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Kind of the turning point in the friendship:
A: Are you saying you might be in the mood for tacos, sushi, or pasta?
B: Fuck you.
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A: Just pick something.
B: How about Thai?
A: Oh, not Thai.
B: Then you pick something.
A: No, I asked you first.
(45 minutes later, one of them is going to be eating cereal.)
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During my first 3-odd years in SoCal, I and schoolmates (working at the same place) shared a house in Chatsworth. The first three lines in Joanna Borns’ piece were not far from what we sounded like on restaurant night. Often thrown in was a lot of “I don’t know”. One Genesis fan in our group had enough one night and, during another one of our restaurant planning sessions, he put on their ABACAB album and played “Who Dunnit?” on full volume. Lots of questions thrown around in that song, with this being the answer, over and over again: “We don’t know! We don’t know!”
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me and my bestie, every time I pick her up to go eat… 
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She said, “I don’t care… if you’re hungry, let’s eat.”
I said, “That’s what we’re gonna do!
But first you gotta tell me what it is you’re hungry for?”
And she says, “Let me think, what’s left in our refrigerator?”
I said, “Well, there’s tuna, I know.”
She said, “That went bad a week ago!”
I said, “Is the chili okay?”
She said, “You finished that yesterday!”
I hopped up and I said
“I don’t know. Do you want to get something delivered?”
She’s like, “Why would I want to eat liver? I don’t even like liver!”
I’m like, “No, I said ‘delivered’.”
She’s like, “I heard you say ‘liver’!”
I’m like, “I should know what I said…”
She’s like, “Whatever! I just don’t want any liver!”
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