they were lying on their backs?
Ian Smith: People who say bath bombs are relaxing have clearly never tried to carry one home in the rain.
Amelia Hamilton: I love getting Latin chat-up lines. I carpe every DM.
Sikisa: This spider has been in my house so long, it should pay half the wifi. As a web developer, it can afford to.
Chris Grace: I went on a date with a matador but there were too many red flags.
Candace Bryan: America is like my ex-boyfriend. Our relationship was toxic, when I left everyone called me brave, and now every morning I pull up social media to see how ugly he’s getting.
Rajiv Karia: I’m not nostalgic but I used to be. Those were the days.
Awful as this sounds at first, you really do need to keep watching.
Mayhem ensues! This video nearly owes me a new keyboard.
Eww.
Yankee candle. The sign is gross too.
My wife thinks he’s a ten.
Alternately a 14.
In all my years on planet Earth, I never once thought of making a music video with human piñatas.
Been a shitty couple weeks, but I’m seeing NIN tonight so it’s something to look forward to.
I saw this on Reddit today and it was topical:
I don’t think John has choice in being homoerotic. It’s like Tom of Finland drawing a woman he can’t do it.
Apparently that is improvised.