Random Silly Grins

That throws me every time there’s a Portland news report mentioning Vancouver.

Oh, yeah, that Vancouver.

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Thanks for pointing that out. I skimmed the article and didn’t even notice.

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He provided a fake address to deputies, so they responded to the escape room where he was calling from.

Now I really want to know why he bothered calling 911 (multiple times!). What good is sending them to some other address?

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Either he screwed up the address (I’ve done that calling a tow truck when my car broke down), or he was hoping for phone support.

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Yay! A new witch baby!

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Is there a plan B? (Asking for a friend).

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Available at your friendly local pharmacy.

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Get 'em while you (still) can!

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Fixed that for me.

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It’s been a rough day. I need the laughs.

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So true, though:

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…Eratosthenes was a Cyrenian Greek who lived literally 35 centuries later than that, an amount of time so incomprehensibly vast, it seems no more sensible to gloss than an 8 inch per mile curve. He used a rod and a well. Am I missing a point here?

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Probably just someone being overly enthusiastic, but at least he’s still over two millennia older than the German artilleryman?

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