Random Silly Grins

Nonentity · July 11, 2018, 9:41pm

He provided a fake address to deputies, so they responded to the escape room where he was calling from.

Now I really want to know why he bothered calling 911 (multiple times!). What good is sending them to some other address?

gadgetgirl · July 11, 2018, 10:04pm

Either he screwed up the address (I’ve done that calling a tow truck when my car broke down), or he was hoping for phone support.

MalevolentPixy · July 11, 2018, 10:19pm

MalevolentPixy · July 11, 2018, 10:26pm

gadgetgirl · July 11, 2018, 11:01pm

Yay! A new witch baby!

LearnedCoward · July 12, 2018, 3:37am

teknocholer · July 12, 2018, 3:50pm

Is there a plan B? (Asking for a friend).

kxkvi · July 12, 2018, 5:19pm

Available at your friendly local pharmacy.

CleverEmi · July 12, 2018, 5:38pm

Get 'em while you (still) can!

kxkvi · July 12, 2018, 5:58pm

Fixed that for me.

MalevolentPixy · July 13, 2018, 1:27am

kxkvi · July 13, 2018, 2:02am

noahdjango · July 13, 2018, 3:09am

MalevolentPixy · July 13, 2018, 3:56am

MalevolentPixy · July 13, 2018, 7:33am

It’s been a rough day. I need the laughs.

MalevolentPixy · July 14, 2018, 8:58pm

So true, though:

chenille · July 14, 2018, 11:00pm

…Eratosthenes was a Cyrenian Greek who lived literally 35 centuries later than that, an amount of time so incomprehensibly vast, it seems no more sensible to gloss than an 8 inch per mile curve. He used a rod and a well. Am I missing a point here?

Nonentity · July 14, 2018, 11:04pm

Probably just someone being overly enthusiastic, but at least he’s still over two millennia older than the German artilleryman?

LearnedCoward · July 14, 2018, 11:06pm

At least he washed his own ass.

I presume.

chenille · July 14, 2018, 11:10pm

I get that. It’s just…there’s something about making fun of a conspiracy theory using numbers so wrong, that other conspiracy theories are an order of magnitude more accurate.