He provided a fake address to deputies, so they responded to the escape room where he was calling from.
Now I really want to know why he bothered calling 911 (multiple times!). What good is sending them to some other address?
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Either he screwed up the address (I’ve done that calling a tow truck when my car broke down), or he was hoping for phone support.
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Yay! A new witch baby!
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Is there a plan B? (Asking for a friend).
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Available at your friendly local pharmacy.
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Get 'em while you (still) can!
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Fixed that for me.
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It’s been a rough day. I need the laughs.
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So true, though:
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…Eratosthenes was a Cyrenian Greek who lived literally 35 centuries later than that, an amount of time so incomprehensibly vast, it seems no more sensible to gloss than an 8 inch per mile curve. He used a rod and a well. Am I missing a point here?
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Probably just someone being overly enthusiastic, but at least he’s still over two millennia older than the German artilleryman?
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At least he washed his own ass.
I presume.
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I get that. It’s just…there’s something about making fun of a conspiracy theory using numbers so wrong, that other conspiracy theories are an order of magnitude more accurate.
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