Thanks. I have a conic shortage of them.
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Well you don’t need to focus on it.
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Focus on it? Surely that’s being a bit hyperbolic.
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“My God, what have I done?”
–Talking Heads, Once In A Lifetime
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You’ve certainly sent this thread off on a tangent.
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Indeed, the Oxford comma is superior, not only because Oxford is a respected, long established educational institution, while the AP is just a presumptuous upstart company of a failing, self-absorbed colony.
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'ach pov ‘ej Dun sovereign joH pyotr alekseevich Do che’wI’ 'oH russias Hoch
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This movie wasn’t nearly as pervyy as the title suggests it would be.
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That’s what the Soviets get for chasing away Wilhelm Reich.
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Hercule Poirot just figured out who the murderer was.
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Looks like Gérard Depardieu to me…
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Nah, lacks the Depardieuan nose-butt.
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That bunch of puns really put me in a , For a . there I doubted I would make it and whether I would was a real ? my words it gave me cramps in my : The only way that would be worse would be if I only had a ; I know I am being wordy here and it is almost as if I took an oral – — a but perhaps that is too strong an ! of fact I do not mind if you ’ me or even " me but I think this is a good time to make a full stop
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Pronounced as follows:
(to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
Hatless Atlas point at star
Backbrace double base pound space bar
Dash at cash and slash base rate
Wow! Open tab at bar is great!
Semicolon double back plus cash huh del
Comma pound double tilde bar close bell
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You set a high | and at first I was prepared to challenge you but I am now in a , frame of mind and I realize there is no + side in trying to compete with a punster of your °
As you have shown x - # you are - = and your post only serves to _ why I would be < wise to go so far * my reputation when there is no % in trying to match one so clearly > I
[edited because I couldn’t resist a minor change]
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reminds me of an old classic from way back in 1990 (I must have heard about it much later than that):
< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!
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Thank you for saving me the trouble of typing that in on Mobile.
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