“We don’t serve your type here.”
A time traveler walked into a bar.
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Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says:
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A vampire walks into a blood clinic and orders a B negative.
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For a second there I conflated the black hole with the lube. 
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So, you fall down this big dark hole, slide down this tube full of lube, and get dumped out again in a strange scary place?
Sounds like a very potent metaphor, and a transformative rebirthing experience for all involved.
Or like Double Dare. I get those two confused.
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The entrance is on the 7 1/2th floor.
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What kills me is despite all the warning notices (check out the photo in the Star article above), drivers nearly always blame their GPS.
These incidents nearly always happen late at night, and nearly always happen to drivers who don’t live in Toronto.
Canadian society and transportation infrastructure being what it is, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if most drivers in downtown are from out of town – and unfamiliar with the street layout.
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Count me mildly disappointed that they didn’t fill in the four three-circle overlaps, too.
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I don’t get how Jack Nicholson ends up in “Lovers” and not “Jokers.”
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See, I prefer that one to the “Mom taking off your sweater” version.
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Any way you want it to fit is fine with me.
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This is why I built a plex server with my entire movie/music library in it.
So that box can just get tucked into the garage/attic rather than movies sitting on the shelf. 
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How did you rip the DVDs, though? I’ve done that for my music, but can’t figure out how to do DVDs.
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(spoiler-text since it’s not very grinny, and since it’s a bit of a grey area…mods can remove if this is outside the site rules.)
I used Handbrake for DVDs (and some BR disks). You need to install a DLL from VLC into it to allow decryption these days. I’d be happy to help by PM if you’d like. I usually put things into an MKV file with all the subtitles and audio tracks included in the one file, and Plex presents those bits as options nicely. I’m definitely not an expert at all of the encoding options Handbrake presents, but managed to get something not-too-huge that seemed to balance quality decently.
For anything that Handbrake couldn’t figure out, I’ve used MakeMKV to extract, then (sometimes after figuring out which extraction was really the right one) I’d run the result through Handbrake to bring the size down for storage.
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