Still cute. 
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Sometimes when my father and I are talking, he’ll ask me a random question, and I’ll Google the answer.
So today, he says, “I’ve forgotten. What’s the difference between an ascot and a cravat?”
I was reaching for my phone when he adds, “I think it’s a tie.”
I love my dad.
Seriously, this just happened. True story.
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My dad was a lot like that. Cherish those moments.
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I love that. It reminded me of a teacher joke, that my sister (a teacher) had not heard before.
19 and 20 got into a fight
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I am sooooo telling my 9yo niece that one.
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My dad came up with “pink puddy paw pads” to refer to our cat’s paw pads. He also said “I think I hear the pitter-patter of pink puddy paw pads.” I was a teenager, so I thought it was
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I got a grin out of it 
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What has 8 eyes and 8 legs?
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8 pirates.
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The last one is, of course, spot on.
Edit to add: I’m disappointed, though, that the answers all seem to be to “How would [breed of dog] change a lightbulb?” as opposed to the question actually asked.
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As usual, only the Border Collie answers correctly.
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LOL.
They put the ‘E’ up backwards in SALE.
This is obviously a dimensional gate and everything left on Earth is going for cut rate prices.
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ELAS ∃VISSAM
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Wʎ ǝʎǝs ɐɹǝ ɔɹossıuƃ˙
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