Elas Evissam is my new LARP half-elf.
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and his cousin Lluf Ydob Egassam.
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I spent entirely too long trying to figure out what ādobyā could possibly be.
Also, why would someone massage a doby? 
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After Doby got his sock, he had things to explore.
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If you could explain this I would appreciate it.
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Full body massage. Did I screw it up?
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No, I was reading it full right to left and got āMessage body full.ā
Furthermore, I thought the middle word was possibly referring to Dobby. And I couldnāt imagine what he was full of.
I missed the subtlety.
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I loved all the alternate explanations!
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Oh, gross. Here, put this pair of underwear on.
Whereād he go? Oh shit.
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Well John Carpenter did make some groovin soundtracks for his films.
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Of all books to do that to, however, Iād say they picked the right one.
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Hey, who stuck 
to my iPad?
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Iām amused that our landlord is so concerned with emergency preparedness, weāve been sent multiple email reminders about precisely when next weekās scheduled fire drill will happen.
So long as they give us advance warning of actual emergencies, weāll do fine.
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