More fun that sorting cat butts!
Wife makes delicious cookies. âAlmond penniesâ are my fave. Yesterday she made some more.
I said, âAh, theyâre like pennies from heaven,â proud of my cleverness.
She said, âPennies from oven.â
Wiped out again.
Just donât make a mistake in the recipe and leave out the baking soda. Then you get pennies unleavened.
You canât beat the original ones from the old country. I order all my pennies from Devon.
Yeah, you canât just get pennies from seven.
Eleven.
I once made the mistake of taking advice on baking pennies from Kevin.
Technically, you can. Theyâre right there in the cup next to the register. 
Ok, that one youâll have to explain to me.
All right. I assume you have been incarcerated in a third-world country.for the last 13 years.
The gentleman in the gif is the character Kevin from the American version of The Office.
It really wasnât worth asking, was it?
Somehow, I suspected as much. But I have
(oh my god, do I really want to admit this?)
never seen it.
Itâs okay. Iâve only ever seen the British one.
(I watched it first with a friend who worked for a local television station and who thought finally weâd agree on a show. She couldnât figure out why Iâd laugh helplessly at the repeating photocopier shot but just nod along to most of the dialogue.)
Keep going, youâre halfway to a bechamel.
âWeâve sourced a rather large bag of rice to put the car in once itâs out so we can dry it out,â said TTC spokesperson Stuart Green.
Oh crap. I didnât know where this was before. Itâs practically walking distance from where I live.
Could you explain what a âTTCâ is? I search for TTC on the Google, and only found links to this same story.
Hope most of you are having a happy Halloween! Living in TJ, itâs very quiet here.