I have a mallard justed sense of humor
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Well, isn’t that just ducky?
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For what, exactly, is it that ducks are responsible for that we would want to make them pay? Pooping on windshields? I mean, maybe, but mostly it’s just sparrows, I tell you. Sparrows.
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So many duck puns. Anatidae for.
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How do you fix a leaking aquaduct?
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aquaduct tape
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Get a haircut and a nice embalming.
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Silly thought, but this comic makes me wonder if there’s a salon out there that when a particular woman walks in, they all shout, “Norma !”?
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When I was a little kid I always thought salon was a misspelling of saloon, like there would be poker and drinking and gunfights in there. That’s the literal mental image that came to mind.
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Maybe I still go Morn!
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… I never realized that his entire existence is a Cheers reference until just now.
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I would love to eat that, if I weren’t allergic to most of it
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Is that a turcrabtopus?
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That’s what my family always called it.
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