That’s what I always tell myself when I fall off a desk.
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Doing what?
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Lounging.
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(After visiting the Galapagos a few years ago , we showed our pictures to the neighbours. Their ten-year-old couldn’t stop giggling at every mention of boobies.)
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That should be willowy.
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I’m reminded of teaching children about the Boston Tea Party, and the mirth they received from finding out that one of the ships was named the Beaver. Even the first graders, so maybe they all just thought beavers are silly animals to name ships after.
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Best version:
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Very Calvinesque
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So, every year - and it seems to start earlier and earlier - “Sinfest” has Death going after the Old Year. I think today’s strip is cute (feel free to zip back to previous strips if you wanna, but you don’t need to to be charmed by it, no pun intended):
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I frequently tell my daughter as she is re-watching a video on YouTube that more videos were uploaded that day than she could possibly watch in a lifetime. I don’t know if that’s strictly accurate, but it doesn’t really get the point across anyway.
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They say by now over 400 hours are uploaded every minute, which translates to over 65 years per day. Unfortunately people still need to waste a third of their lives sleeping, rather than productively watching random product reviews and memes from when they were a baby, so finishing is just out of reach.
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I disagree. The wording isn’t “is likely to be able to watch in a lifetime,” it’s “could possibly watch in a lifetime.”
100+ years is a long lifetime, no question, but it’s not an impossibly long lifetime.
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I may as well rename the No Prize badge to the nimelennar bage at this point…
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At this rate, I’ll have to hang all of my pendants on a pedant tree.
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Is that a dissuaduous tree?
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O pedant tree
O pedant tree
Thy leaves are so unchanging.
O pedant tree
O pedant tree
Thy leaves are so unchanging.
Well actually, you might have seen
In spring they’re somewhat lighter green.
O pedant tree
My leaves do change
Within a narrow colour range.
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So far.
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